so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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