I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
one might say we're banned from that church
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
