Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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