I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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