So drunk its hurt
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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