i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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