Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I just googled if crying burns calories
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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