So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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