Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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