38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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