You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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