She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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