:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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