i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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