i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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