from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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