I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
