That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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