you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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