yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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