I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Randomize
