Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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