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My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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