): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
