I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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