i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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