I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
That reminds me...we need to get swords
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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