absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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