his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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