On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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