I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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