Did you just see the Batmobile???
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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