it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
