I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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