Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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