Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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