Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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