I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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