Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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