Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Boobs are out for the taking
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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