is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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