I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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