idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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