I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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