Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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