She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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