I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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