They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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