i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I love having hate sex.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I think pants incapable of making pants work
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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