He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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